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Schlong Connery

Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis.
Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in.
by Dutch Boy July 18, 2012
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Conner

The guy with the perfect foot long, the girls will always eat fresh.
Wow, look conner's got a 12 inch penis
by Corinnar October 13, 2014
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connersville

a place full of hicks where everyone knows everyone. i hate living here. its all country. aka connertucky.
yea i live in connersville.- she told them shamidly
by froggy jonas June 13, 2008
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conner middle school

conner middle school is the worst school in the Egyptian world this school is hell i would rather go to the toilet rather than going to conner middle school this schools food is raw i would rather eat dog poop and cat shit than eating conner middle schools food
by conner middle school March 18, 2019
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Conner

A great guy who deserves so much more. He is generally very considerate and loyal. You feel like you can trust him and feel like you can rely on him. He is the best boyfriend you could ask for. Honestly, all you want is to be around him and to feel his arms around you. He is the most handsome, hottest, and sexiest out of everyone. Just fall in love with him and all other guys will become nothing in comparison to him. He is a bit dorky and has a great sense of humor. He's really smooth and honestly, will send the best memes which will cheer you up whenever you feel like shit. His mere presence is enough to make the mood better and all you desire is to be with him. He is the best person in the entire world and you will be scared of losing him, because he is so amazing and honestly, you may be confused as to why he'd choose someone like you.
His Girlfriend: "I honestly don't know what I did to deserve him nor do I know what he loves about me, but I sure as Hell am lucky to have gotten him and I never want to let him go. Conner is the best boyfriend I could ever want."
by awkward.child February 11, 2018
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Conner

Hello, My name is Conner i'm the Android sent by cyber life
Conner get the *%$# over here
by Prosteed September 4, 2019
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Sean Connery

Sean Connery was soo sexy in entrapment.
by fly 6966 January 20, 2006
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