Conk

Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."

by okipullup May 01, 2020

Conk

A bloke that's just a straight gimp. They're so dumb you take the piss out of every conversation with them

"Johns just such a fkn conk"

by BABAKanUSH January 02, 2020

Conk

Conk < Bepis

Conk = Bad
Bepis = Good

Someone: Bepis suk conk better

Me: no u

by AntiXG June 25, 2021

Conk

Coke, only danker

"Do you prefer conk or bepis?"

by badoing a doing November 02, 2017

Conk

Someone who has a Fat head

Jack you are a conk

by USKET123 August 24, 2018

conking

verb. the action of holding a nearly spent joint in the pinky knuckle of the hand while forming a cylinder for airflow, thus resembling a conch shell.

The joint was running low so we started conking it.

by Josh.Reed28 January 31, 2010

Conk

To get yeeted in the opposite direction of your skateboard after trying to land a trick

Dude I almost landed an Ollie but I got conked

by 420mclovin69 August 26, 2022