Conk

A gimp/ spastic/ fuckhead

Someone acting like such a spud

For fuck sake tommy your such a conk

by ConkedOut January 18, 2020

Conk

Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."

by okipullup April 30, 2020

Conk

Conk < Bepis

Conk = Bad
Bepis = Good

Someone: Bepis suk conk better

Me: no u

by AntiXG June 25, 2021

Conk

Someone who has a Fat head

Jack you are a conk

by USKET123 August 24, 2018

Conk

Coke, only danker

"Do you prefer conk or bepis?"

by badoing a doing November 2, 2017

conking

verb. the action of holding a nearly spent joint in the pinky knuckle of the hand while forming a cylinder for airflow, thus resembling a conch shell.

The joint was running low so we started conking it.

by Josh.Reed28 January 30, 2010

Conk

When you get really high and pass out hard as fuck

Yo that nigga over there conked

I'm finna conk

by Fatdongmcgee September 23, 2019