conflatulations

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015

conglatulation

Conglatulation is a misspeling of Congratulations used in some NES games.

Can be used as a satire.

Angry video game nerd: Conglatulation? This story is happy end? You feel strongth welling in your body? Return to start point, Challenge again? Is "Congratulations" to hard to spell?

Jim: I did it! i beat this battle in Clash of clans!

Jim's dad: Conglatulation! You just wasted $5!

by Koopinator January 13, 2016

Conflatulations

Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.

Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023

Congratulations

Extra extra well-done food

Waiter: And how would you like your steak?
Customer: Congratulations.

by The_Epicness9000 May 11, 2024

CONGRATULATIONS

twyla and awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!

finally finally finallly she knows, thank god she is so happy!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025

A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.

Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!

by tmax805 August 25, 2018