go sit on a pine cone

Telling someone to fuck themeselves by putting a stick up their ass

Fuck you, go sit on a pine cone

by Svgs.ski May 13, 2016

A burger and a grape snow cone

A euphemism or phrase that describes oral sex or 69 . When two people enjoy a 'burger' and a 'grape snow cone', the burger represents the vagina (also known as fur burger) and the grape snow cone represents the penis (something to hold and lick, the grape flavor representing the purple color of the head of the penis).

Wanted to smash last night but had to settle for a burger and a grape snow cone.

Finally had a burger and a grape snow cone with that girl I met last week.

by NowYouKnowBruh March 4, 2021

Wisconsin Sno-Cone

Piss in a snowbank, then scoop it into a cup. Offer it to your buddy, tell him it's a Mountain Dew Sno-Cone. When he starts eating it, tell him it's piss, and then when he gags, kick him in the nuts...

"Dude, I could go for a cold treat"

"Wait right here, I will make some sno-cones...you like Mountain Dew?"

"Yea! that's awesome"

After he bites into it, you tell him it's piss...

"Jerk ass...you just ate a Wisconsin Sno-Cone"...then kick him in the nuts...

by WI Pharter April 17, 2009

blueberry snow cone

When you take a shit in a port-a-john and the blue water splashes back on your balls and ass.

My ass and balls look like I sat in a blueberry snow cone.

by Dr. Duker September 15, 2009

Special Cone

An idiotic person with no regard for their own or other's safety.Special because they're just...a little...different .And a cone because cones attract a lot of attention.

"Wow did you see that idiot over there?"
"Yeah, they're a real special cone."

by OneHellaSpecialCone June 4, 2018

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.

'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009

Manitoba Snow Cone

A sexual act that describes you dipping your cock into a pile of jizz, covering your cock in white jizz making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing your snow cone cock back into a girl's ass and screwing her so hard that you push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.

From Rules of Engagement Season 1 Episode 2

Russel: Alright, we both agree your fiance is a horn dog. Which is why I think we should ask for the Manitoba Snow Cone...
Adam: Stop saying 'we', okay? And I'm not asking for anything off of your list of humorously named... sex acts.

by PMunster March 25, 2010