Honkeytonk condenser

When you take the woman during sex and throw her naked bareback on a horse and continue to stuff her breasts with root beer and vodka then drink it while you the woman and the horse proceed in intercourse

I just tried the Honkeytonk Condenser on my girlfriend

by 7.3owner June 6, 2022

Condensation Shield

An alternative name for stubbie holder. Usually used by a person who does not wish to have wet residue on their hand or table.

Since I’m having a can of soda, could you bring me my condensation shield as well?

by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023

condensating room

A room that has a temperature below freezing point, thus casing condensation to occur inside that room.

Why is the floor of this room all wet and why is the window open when it is freezing cold outside. No wonder this room is wet, it turned into a condensating room.

by MST3K I like November 11, 2021

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk

has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years. Its products have been specifically formulated to be the perfect complement for slightly sweeter Hispanic recipes such as flans, tres leches cake, and many more.

With almost 70 years of heritage,
Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk is the authentic taste
for your favorite recipes.

by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023

condensationing

Verb: when condensation from a cold-liquid filled object assaults one with itself.

This ice pack is condensationing isn't all over me.

by Sharrrr September 18, 2013

condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016