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Chris Moss Concert

Say it fast. Chris-Moss (Christmas). So if someone says they're going to the Chris Moss Concert in December, go along with it and tell them you have front row seats. They'll be appalled that you know what they're talking about. They like to refer to Christmas as a person (Chris Moss) and pretend that he's a famous singer/writer. So hurry and get those tickets, because who doesn't love Chris Moss?!??!
Clare: OMG I'm soooo excited for the Chris Moss Concert on December 25th!
David: Who the heck is Chris Moss??!?
Clare: Wow, you've never heard of him? He's a christian-pop singer. Duh, he's so famous.
David: Ohhhh.................. (proceeds to look up Chris Moss on google but does not find any results).
by hollyjollychristmas November 7, 2011
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Post-concert depression

The feeling of depression after going to a really good concert. Usually involves depression over the fact that your lives purpose is now fufilled after seeing your favourite band. Also can involve depression over the fact that you might not see that band for a long time. The best remedy for post-concert depression is going to shows with local bands, as they tend to play more often and will keep you sustained.
"That concert was so good!"
"Yeah but now they won't be back for a long time."
"Oh man, that blows...I've got like, post-concert depression now!"
by Zarkron the Conquerer March 12, 2006
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concert hoe

someone who goes to 50+ concerts year
"have you seen Rachael?"
"nah she's at catfish and the bottleman concert tonight"
"she's such a concert hoe."
by zen February 1, 2016
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redman concert

Simply put, its another term for that dreaded 3-7 days a month of a womans menstrual cycle commonly referred to as her period, a way to bring it up in conversation and not be embarassed or embarassing.
How long is your redman concert in town for? Do you have enough tickets? (tampax pads)

What day of the redman concert is it? Is there a lot of people attending or a little? (People = Amount of blood she's menstruating)
by O.D. Sanchez February 28, 2011
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Concrete-meat

The ultimate level of hardness a man can get while being aroused by the most sexiest woman's body.
Girl you got me on concrete-meat right now!
by SouloCutz May 11, 2010
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concerned parent

Another word for an overprotective, meddling, immature, snot nosed piece of crap. Usually a soccer mom that drives an SUV with a jesus fish on it, who constantly bitches about violence on TV, video games, and drugs, while ignoring her own fucking problems. Can apply to fathers too.
"omg, I'm just a concerned parent"
"No you're not, you have no life and you ruin your kids' lives because of that"
by StormOfStress October 26, 2006
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Concrete Slab

When your HIGH AS FUCK at Barnhart at the University of Oregon at midnight and you think that a river is a solid piece of concrete...
me: ayo Dalen go do a backflip onto the concrete slab
Dalen: say less
by concrete slab November 2, 2021
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