n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.
The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.
by shootinshark February 28, 2009
Get the concert masturbation mug.Similar to a hangover, but the main cause is instead, a concert. Experienced the day after a concert with symptoms such as: headache, loss of hearing, sensitivity to light, loss of voice, sore throat, soreness, etc. Normally goes away within a day or two.
Guy 1: Didn't you go to that Green Day concert last night?
Guy 2: Yeah it was good, but I'm having the worst concert hangover.
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad...
Guy 2: Yeah it was good, but I'm having the worst concert hangover.
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad...
by 37thTry March 15, 2011
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A person (usually a girl) who goes to concerts nearly every week. It doesn't matter whos playing or how much the tickets costs. They usually dress up to look "cool". Like people actually care what they're wearing in a dark room.
by manda..... February 10, 2007
Get the concert whore mug.a list of all the music concerts you have seen during your lifetime so far. It makes for vibrant conversation (and some boasting) at parties, reunions and other events. Some of the people you tell your tales to may be amazed, awed and/or envious of you.
1. When I was a teenager my folks wouldn't let me go to a show under any circumstances whatsoever, so in high school my concert resume was a total blank sheet. At a high school class reunion some of us were comparing concert resumes and many in my class were impressed with mine. It includes Foreigner, Def Leppard, Van Halen, U2, Huey Lewis and the News, the Ramones, Genesis, Rush, Pink Floyd and more!
2. When I saw Rush for the first time the opening act was Mr. Big and boy did they ever suck big time. So lousy their set was that there were only about 60-odd drunken rowdies cheering them on, everyone else went under the seat tiers. I ran into Randy, Tom and John from my high school class and we talked about wives, girlfriends, kids, travel and concert resumes until the chumpy-ass openers finished their 40-minute set. Soon afterward Rush started performing and when they play you KNOW you're in for a treat!
2. When I saw Rush for the first time the opening act was Mr. Big and boy did they ever suck big time. So lousy their set was that there were only about 60-odd drunken rowdies cheering them on, everyone else went under the seat tiers. I ran into Randy, Tom and John from my high school class and we talked about wives, girlfriends, kids, travel and concert resumes until the chumpy-ass openers finished their 40-minute set. Soon afterward Rush started performing and when they play you KNOW you're in for a treat!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 18, 2010
Get the Concert Resume mug.The place you stick the rejects that didnt make symphonic band, or the band with people just trying to have as many band classes as possible.
"Yaaaayy i have a band day"
Period 1. Jazz band
2. Symphonic band
3. Concert band
4. Music Theory
(block schedule)
Period 1. Jazz band
2. Symphonic band
3. Concert band
4. Music Theory
(block schedule)
by Alex Fiori May 3, 2005
Get the Concert Band mug.The concert vagina is a woman who pretends to be one of the guys in order to get attention from a group of single and/or "unavailable" men in situations where the female/girlfriend element is intentionally absent. Akin to a concert pianist, a concert vagina earns this title by consistently positioning herself at center stage in a group of enthralled spectators.
Trademark moves of the concert vagina include inviting herself to poker night and showing up in a miniskirt holding a six pack of your favorite beer. In this manner, the concert vagina is able to advertise herself as the best of both worlds. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like the concert vagina?
by roxemil February 28, 2008
Get the concert vagina mug.The feeling of soreness and exhaustion that ensue the day after attending a very rowdy concert. Accompanied by the feeling like you've been kicked in the head...and then remembering you actually were.
by Rai22 May 13, 2010
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