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Coal Ridge Middle School

a shitty school in firestone, colorado where administration does absolutely nothing and everyone has a nicotine addiction. you're either a white kid who sweats over fortnite or a retard who wears checkered vans and thinks they're on gang shit
Melissa: Hey, do you know what happens at Coal Ridge Middle School?
John: Of course! That's the worst school!
by kiwijuulpod August 7, 2019
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coalition of fat gay retards

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021
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Ass Canal

When a girl has such a fat ass that you can't hit it from behind.

That space between the cheek to the pussy.
Guy: Lemme hit it from behind.
Girl: ok

Guy: Oh shit
Girl: what's wrong
Guy: Your ass canal is so long my dick can't reach
Girl: Yeah my ass is huge, I have a 5 inch ass canal.
Girl: You can hit it from the front I guess
Guy: nah it's not the same
The End
by Tall Grim April 21, 2017
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lump of coal

Man it really sucks, I know this is the third year in a row that Santa is going to leave me a lump of coal!
by Guido1 December 22, 2009
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coal burner

White girls that only fuck black guys. Derived from a locomotive engine. She has to have black coal shoveled into her constantly to keep her hot!
"That babydoll Darla is a straight-up Coal Burner! "
by Lamayng August 20, 2006
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CoalC

Honestly, the best man alive and the only person you will ever need in life (besides your mom ofc.)
My dad is CoalC!
by Clquf June 1, 2020
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The Global Occult Coalition

The GOC was created in the aftermath of WWII, from the remnants of defecting occultists, psychics, priests, and scientists from Nazi, Soviet, and Allied states, brought together and formed by the Allies. As the world stage broadened, so too did the number of countries that had their hands in the GOC, until it became what it is today.

The GOC are a largely political force, seeing themselves as the police of the paranormal world. They pride themselves on destroying supernatural entities, and make use of the most high-tech experimental technology possible, obtained from their benefactors. Many potential SCPs have been destroyed by them before the Foundation could obtain and contain them.

They have been both on the side of the Foundation and against it at times, depending on the situation. They largely hold the Foundation in contempt for their use and containment of SCP items rather than their out-and-out destruction. The GOC has respected the Foundation's formidable might enough to leave it mostly alone, although there have been some questionable incidents with which the GOC have strictly denied involvement.
The Global Occult Coalition just had to kill the boat's wife, didn't it? GOC just had to get involved.
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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