Commercial

A form of legal brainwashing.

Commercials are evil.

by Aaron895 March 23, 2013

commercial company

Commercial Company: n./slang: term for trashy, street-level, female prostitutes (lot lizards) who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Same as lot lizard, but less derogatory. (Commercial company is the term lot lizards commonly use to refer to themselves -- they never call themselves lot lizards.)
Same as: lot lizard; lizard; pavement princess; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: www.dieseljockey.com)

"Commercial company channel 25, any drivers needing some commercial company go to channel 25." (Lot lizard broadcasting on CB radio channel 19)

by PF Smith November 8, 2007

Commercial

The things shown when the TV ceases to show you what you told the TV show you. These generally consist of people preforming impossible tasks with things they want you to buy, people talking as fast as humanely possible about what the drug they are selling will do to you, and Billy Mays yelling.

The duration of commercials are generally used for making snacks and preparing beverages.

"Joey! Quick, run and get us a six-pack during the Commercial !

by Etch Dos April 6, 2009

Commercial Depression

The feeling you get when watching 2 TV shows and flipping back and forth using your remote (usually sports) and a commercial comes on the current show so you switch to the other only to find another commercial.

I was watching the Phillies and Eagles on Sunday and experienced commercial depression between innings when I flipped to the football game and there was a commercial there too.

by Wolfman22 October 1, 2010

Commercial Cahoots

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.

Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!

by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010

Commercial Hoe

Certain people that you see in a lot of different commercials.

That's Becky Margie, she's a commercial hoe! She in every thing

by James Rebound January 22, 2017

Guilt Commercial

A ridiculously long commercial in which it shows pictures of cats, dogs, etc behind fences or with sad looking faces in an attempt to get you to donate 19$ a month to their cause.

Another guilt commercial!? I am not donating 20$ a month to save the polar bears!

by An anonymous kitten January 21, 2022