Comeupins

Getting what you deserve. Usually in some form of punishment, especially a beating.

Dad: Alright boy, come get your comeupins.
Boy: Please don't thrash me again, Dad!

Bill: I hear that Jimmy stole your stereo.
Jeff: Yeah he did, that son of a bitch! When I find him, he'll be gettin' his comeupins!

by SmashCrab March 12, 2008

combumbled

This Word Is A Rare But Sick Ass Word. It Is A Cross Between Confused And Jumbled.

God Damn It Im So Combumbled

by Profe Tonta January 21, 2005

Codfused

To be unsure if you're getting a stray whiff from a young lady's undercarriage, or the dumpster from the local seafood restaurant...

"I'm codfused. Can't work out if that fishy stink is the cat's bowl or Stacy's over-ripe front bottom..."

by Ralph Poopwell & Lenny Fister January 18, 2006

coffulate

to engage in extensive esoteric discussions of coffee whilst drinking, smelling, looking at, or otherwise immersing oneself in it...especially in or around a beverage stand, cart, or shop

Did you hear those two women coffulate in front of that mid-mall starbucks kiosk?!

by agent0027 October 17, 2008

comfen undens

The massive and comfortable cotton granny panties you bust out once a month, when you want something to fit your bloated pms bod. Never to be worn with skinny jeans-only under your ratty robe or favorite sweatpants.

I feel so gross! Can't wait to get home and throw on my comfen undens!!

by Morganmary July 26, 2009

combust em

The act of combusting/exploding an African American "person" by any means.

Dwane likes to combust em

by Drew P Schlong 1974 September 24, 2022

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016