Columbian Bowtie

When the Columbian Cartel cuts someones throat and pulls the tounge out through the slit.
his shit was fucked up ese, I gave that puta a columbian bowtie.
by Cman December 06, 2003
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columbian sugar

slang term used to identify drugs from columbia primarily cocaine, crack, heroine.
jason - aye mahesh did you get the columbian sugar from khem ?
mahesh - yeah he gave it to me in convient little bags so we can take the sugar where ever we want and give it to people
jason - alright man good stuff
by impulsivezgt21@aol.com March 31, 2008
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Pre-Columbian

Before coffee
Said in response to running over the trashcan while backing out of the driveway in the morning; "Dude, that's a fine example of pre-Columbian driving."
by Sf_alphamale February 26, 2015
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Columbian Snooter

A sexual act that involves a woman plugging one nostril and using the other nostril to snort a man’s most intimate juices directly from his penis when he achieves climax. It is most often preceded by oral stimulation but can be preceded by anal (Scented Columbian Snooter) or vaginal (Fishy Colombian Snooter) intercourse.
That girl is such a dirty whore I heard she gave Mike and his roommate Columbian Snooters.

Frank was complaining about his allergies so I told him to quit giving all his fraternity brothers Colombian Snooters.
by Dirty Bulldog April 10, 2007
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columbian jockstrap

Similar to a Columbian Necktie, only a slit is made above the penis, in the pubic area, and the above stated penis is pulled through the hole.
People who talk to much get columbian neckties.. but if you REALLY piss someone off, youre lookin at a columbian jockstrap
by Shortbusguy44 November 20, 2007
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Columbian Martini

Chilled triple shot of espresso with a dusting of cocaine around the rim of the glass.
Columbian Martini before noon, Vodka Martini in the afternoon, and Fartini's all night long ...... Anonymous Source
by Santa Barbara Crew February 28, 2008
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