Colombian Dick Tie

A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.

"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."

by mRKiPs January 31, 2017

Colombian Neck-Tie

The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.

man 1- holy shit, did you see jimmy? they gave him a colombian neck-tie

man 2- Im going to vomit

by Anonymous the creeper November 6, 2008

Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Columbian Cold

The congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge.

Broham1: I partied too hard last night. I have the Columbian Cold.

Broham2: That's gnar.

by jakeo May 25, 2006

columbian bam bam

coke, booger sugar, nose candy, yayo, crack, etc
pretty much cocaine:P

Reese: There's nothing like fear that will make a man avoid prison, so I taped a bag of cocain under the hood of the car and called the boys in blue. Now the way I see it, you got about two minutes before you're serving 5 to 10. So what's it gonna be: Jail or prison?
Ricky: What are you talking about?!
Reese: Real simple son! Cops are comin', and there's a kilo of Columbian bam bam underneath the car! Time to be a man! You got hair on your peaches or what? Let's go!

WOOT TALEDEGA NIGHTS:D

by Bob Chingchongedy August 2, 2007

columbine

what happens when assholes treat people like shit. sadly enough the world hasn't learned a damn thing from this and most likely never will.

columbine was the result of two kids who were reduced to nothing on a daily basis.

by john gallione February 19, 2007

Columbian snowblower

When your place cocaine on your partners asshole and they fart the pile into your face

I hung out with Ashley last night and she gave me a Columbian snowblower.

by LittleDbigBs March 31, 2023