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Collingwood

Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.
Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?

Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood

Run it up, Run it up
“Nah yo”

“Ow”
by Stoner from cwood February 15, 2019
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Collingwood

Collingwood, also known as “Gaywood” is a shitty club in the AFL. They are absolute bitches who don’t know how to win a cup, but they know how to suck cock!
“Do you go for Collingwood?”
Yes?”
“Ok, gay bitch
by mikehawkdeesnutsinurjawzdatbbc February 14, 2022
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Collingwood

The shittiest team in the AFL. The actual place is pretty irrelevant.
Collingwood is losing every game haha

Collingwood is 18 you love to see it
by Justafunnyguy July 19, 2024
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The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023
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isaac collingwood

a sexy handsome guy who can lift a truck with his pinky finger. a sexy handsome guy who can pull women by his rocket league skills.
“isaac collingwood the most attractive man on earth
6,099,000,000 other people on google agree to this statement”
by Isaac collingwood January 26, 2025
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