of the tall pale and handsome variety, notorious gang-leader out of lil' hangleton, born "tom riddle." packing a 13 and half incher, yew wood, phoenix core. gang sign the serpent and skull. will not hesitate to bust a cap.
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A horrible wizard who tends to suck Unicorns dry of their blood and eats children (after he does YOU KNOW WHAT with them). Also, he is noseless.
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by merlinwins May 15, 2010
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Whos there?
Intereupting cow
Interuptin...
MOOOOO!!!!!
LOLDEMORT!
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Whos there?
Intereupting cow
Interuptin...
MOOOOO!!!!!
LOLDEMORT!
more at www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz
by loldemort!! March 5, 2009
Get the Loldemort mug.An indirect way of saying to your mates that you want to sit on a lads face. Basically he is so fit that you would sit on his face and make him look like Voldemort - he'd have no nose left by the time you were finished.
"I'm going to Voldemort him tonight"
"I would Voldemort him all over!"
"There is going to be some Voldemorting taking place tonight!"
"Mate, the things I would do to Voldemort him"
"I would Voldemort him all over!"
"There is going to be some Voldemorting taking place tonight!"
"Mate, the things I would do to Voldemort him"
by angorarabbit October 26, 2012
Get the Voldemort mug.This is the fear of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (aka Lord Voldemort) Lord Voldemort is the main antagonist in the Harry Potters Series by J.K. Rowling. This fear orgininated after the books were published, and is when a human fears that Lord Voldemort will appear and kill them using any of the 3 curses.
My biggest fear while walking home is that Lord Voldemort appear and kill me, so my psychiatrist says I have Voldemortephobia.
by Case Turner November 1, 2009
Get the Voldemortephobia mug.here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.
when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.
the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.
when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.
the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.
person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!
by bababooy November 10, 2020
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