moody cootie

The process of which one catches a bad mood from another person.

Plural: moody cooties

Anita came to work complaining as usual. Kevin said “I’m leaving before I catch your moody cooties”.

by Jk lovin December 14, 2019

cootie queen

It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken

Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

hip-hop cities

A variety of cities and the rappers that represent them.

(Please add on whatever more you can, either more rappers to the cities already listed, or even more cities)

New York:

(ONE FOR EACH OF THE 5 BOROUGHS)
KRS-one
Notorious B.I.G.
Wu-tang clan
Nas
Big L

(DIFFERENT CITIES IN N.Y. STATE)

Mt.Vernon (Upstate NY):
Pete Rock & CL Smooth

New Rochelle (Upstate NY):
Brand Nubian
Grand Puba

Long Island (Southern NY):
Public Enemy
EPMD

Los Angeles:
NWA
Cypress Hill
MC Eiht
Jurrasic 5
Xzibit

Chicago:
Common
Kanye West

Atlanta:
Scarface
Ludacris
Big Boi
Jermaine Dupri

Detroit:
Eminem
D12
Royce Da 5'9

Philladelphia:
The Fresh Prince (With DJ Jazzy Jeff)
Freeway
Beanie Sigel

Boston:
EDO.G
Guru (with DJ Premier from NY)
Perceptionists
Big Shug
7L & Esoteric

Houston:
Lil Flip
Mike Jones

New Orleans:
Silk The Shocker
Master P
Juvenile

by Dopetastic Matt May 30, 2005

cootie juice

hand sanitizer

Gina hands are burning after using cootie juice. She had a few cuts on her hands.

by Steel City Dude March 11, 2010

surf cooties

Surfer chicks who carrty a wide variety of STD's

Man, ya gots to double bag (wear two condoms) or you get dripin' shit from those surf cooties

by oz_420 April 18, 2006

Cooties

US slang that references childhood:

Cooties are an imaginary affliction from childhood.

When children reach the age where they notice the sexes are different the children claim a member of the opposite opposite sex will give you "cooties" if they touch you.

Its a way of little girls telling other little girls not to play with boys and vice versa

You played with little Jimmy? Ooow, your going to get cooties.

by claymuir October 6, 2005

clitie

A perjorative for clitoris.

"Why won't Alisha show her clitie?"

"Poppy wanted to get a taste of the clitie, but the brown turned down his incestuous advances."

by Heather Strobe November 3, 2007