Combat Fap

A Combat Fap is a Situation where a Soldier is in the heat of Battle and has the Sudden Urge to relieve Themselves...

The Soldier must First ask the Commander of the Squad permission to initiate said activity.

Private Dickhead: COMMANDER PERMISSION TO COMBAT FAP SIR!
Commander Asshat: PERMISSION GRANTED SOLDIER.
"The Commander then stares him in the Eyes while he Combat Faps"

by PrivateDK387 August 19, 2016

trad climber

A climber who is able to look at himself in the mirror and be reasonably okay with the unbathed figure staring back at him.

I've been doing a lot less drugs since I became a trad climber.

by psyched will April 24, 2011

ace combat

the best flight action game ever made with a killer story,and in-your-face graphics. ace combat is the best out there. flight sim fanboys, dont bitch about this and go back to flying your cessnas

i was flying my Su-47 in ace combat zero and i seen 4 saab drakens i attcked them and i kicked there asses

by mobius1 October 8, 2007

comb your beard

A figure of speech whose potential meaning lies within a spectrum from be cool through to STFU.

Taken from a popular parody of the 31st episode of Fox Network's X-Men animated series, by one Randy Hayes and one Xavier Nazario of My Way Productions.

'The Juggernaut' (Hayes) interrupts 'Black Tom Cassidy' (Nazario), saying "comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit."

by Sabine91 June 14, 2008

Ace Combat 3

Ace Combat 3 is perhapes the most contraversial Ace Combat game in the series. it is the first game in the series to feature all original aircraft either inspired by real world air craft, or made-up all together.

Real: F-16C Fighting Falcon
Inspired: F-16XF Gyrafalcon
Fiction: R-102 Delphius II

Ace Combat 3 is also the first in the line which allows you to view 360 degrees from all angles around or in your plane. Also it is the first to include Stratosphere and Low Space combat outside earth's Gravity Well. The Japanese version of this game is contained on two discs with an animated story line and full voice audio, but the English Version is one disc and contains no voice audio excep for the computer telling you what you're doing. Even cut scenes have no voice audio. A older but disapointing game for PS1, still good for the die hard fan.

Me: Damn, I wish they would remake Ace Combat 3 and dub it over. It would sell out in no time.

by iseeum May 21, 2008

Combat Wombat

In the Emu war in Australia, the combat wombats fought alongside the Australians

good thing the combat wombats stepped in this war

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

biker comb over

when a guy wears a bandana to hide his receding hair line

“Danny Koker has a biker comb over.”

by ebbonloft July 9, 2012