by Titsy March 09, 2009
Collect On Dick (analogy of Collect On Delivery). Invite a female over or a female just shows up and you lay the D as payment. 100% guarantee lay.
Ding-dong! *Answer door* "Hello," says man. Woman responds, "I am here to fix your plumbing". Guy is confused because he doesn't remember calling a plumber or anything for that matter but puss is puss. He then just does a COD. Guy does what guys do and female happily reciprocates ;) Happily ever after.
by The Rawdogger March 22, 2017
When a guy doesn't want to (?), is too tired (?), has no interest (?), has no time (?) and the woman wants to fuck as she determines, she wants "COD".
by big daddy 24 February 27, 2014
Creepy Older Dude. A pervy older guy who likes to hit on and/or date younger girls, especially underage ones, as featured in the July 09 issue of Seventeen.
Girl 1: Omg, did you hear about the cod who tried to hook up with Kelly at that kegger last night?
Girl 2: Yeah ik, he was like 20 yrs older than her.
Girl 2: Yeah ik, he was like 20 yrs older than her.
by BabyFireflyyy June 09, 2009
A common acronym that can mean the following:
•Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game.
•Cause of Death, a medical term for... the cause of death!
•Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game.
•Cause of Death, a medical term for... the cause of death!
by DCallstar51 November 15, 2009
Call of Duty.
One of the greatest FPS ever made. It is a war game where you blow shit up and shoot shit.
One of the greatest FPS ever made. It is a war game where you blow shit up and shoot shit.
codlover08: Dude lets play some CoD!
CoDwarrior1984: fuck yea. lets do that shit. i'll kick your ass.
CoDwarrior1984: fuck yea. lets do that shit. i'll kick your ass.
by JohnDoe? November 30, 2008
Call of Duty- a lame arse game invented for boys to piss off their girlfriends. Boys will choose this game over personal hygiene and sexy time with their significant other. In fact they will ignore their significant other completely for as many hours as their selfish needs must.
by Little Loveheart June 06, 2010