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Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.
Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.
by robdoe November 10, 2010
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Confused

What? How did I get here? Where the...
Hey! What's going on? Jesus Christ! TELL ME!! What the?? I'm confused!! What's going on here? AHHH!
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Hella confused

Beyond {shook}. Beyond confused. Wig gone. Wig flew. {Shookith}. {Amazed}.
Our teacher said our report was due on {Tuesday}, she gave us the report on {Monday}.

I was {Hella confused}.
by Hella confused July 30, 2018
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confused

George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president
by Brendan October 10, 2003
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confused cheetah

While banging a female from behind a man places two fingers into anus of said female, then proceeds to remove the fingers and add brown spots to females back. When female turns around to figure out what is going on the confused cheetah has been completed.
I lost my penis and my girlfriend for trying to perform the confused cheetah...but it was really funny.
by Jimmy14 April 6, 2007
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Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS)

An affliction that has reached epidemic levels among young men, aged 18-35, largely in urban areas of the developed world (particularly Brooklyn, NY). Symptoms of the disease include chronic indecisiveness, disintegration of an emotional spine, lack of concentration, extreme selfishness, outbursts of childlike behavior, overly sappy whisperings toward partner followed quickly (sometimes in the same conversation) by unexplained emotional unavailability.

Research is showing that these r symptoms of some perceived or actual quarter life crises, also known as, not having one's shit together. Clinical trials for birthright trips back to the womb have yielded inconclusive results. On their own accord, a select few have seemingly grown the fuck up. They r now living life to its fullest potential.
Why good sir, the itchiness in your cold, tin loins is nothing other than a case of the Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS).
by bAG Of sUnShINe August 23, 2010
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dazed and confused

a good movie! its pretty much about kids that like violence sex and drugs....what a inspirational movie....
by ME August 3, 2004
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