Cocktapus

a Cocktobulon with eight testicles

"Ohhhhh my cocktapus hurts"

by Bobby Joe October 1, 2003

coctapus

a man bitch, or a guy thats getting on your nerves; used by males or females but mostly females describing their boyfriends or idiots that just wanna get some ass.

My stupid coctapus of a boyfriend just hung up on me again!

by kuh-laire May 17, 2006

cocklepuss

the act of plunging an erected cock into a women's vagina vigorously

One night, after a long and hard bang, i was so horny, i decided to cocklepuss my girlfriend

by paul malo/ jkim October 20, 2009

Cocktopus

A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".

I'm down to hit up that party, but I need to check the cocktopus first.

by chompums November 3, 2009

coctopussy

The act of performing sexual intercourse. banging hookin' up bumpin' uglies

"Soooo...I met this super hot girl, last night - and within 5 minutes, we were totally coctopussy"

by thebigugly August 17, 2012

clocktapus

the ultimate clock-based pwnage action...that is...to clocktapus.

I CLOCKTAPUSSED YOU IN THE FACE!! wtf you talkin bout capitols ....ill capital you in the face (with my clocktapus) TEH FACE

by The Clock Tocker May 1, 2007

Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.

1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!

by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009