Cocksmith

A man who performs well in bed, and freely uses his penis to provide sexual pleasure.

Tina felt satisfied after her cocksmith visited. Linda got totally cocksmithed last night too.

by Adelaide31 September 22, 2017

cockshit

1. A general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. A general insult.

Example 1: I am a moose now!
Example 2: Cockshit!

Example 1: Hey guys, how's it going?
Example 2: You're a cockshit!

by I am not a moose October 15, 2007

cocksmith

One who is a master at cock, and things
of a cock-like nature.

She is one hell of a cocksmith.

by Bill Meakem April 8, 2003

Cockshit

something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.

That shot was Cockshit........

by karl104 May 7, 2011

cocksmith

One who is skilled with cocks.

Amy Smith? Mo' like Amy Cocksmith!

by ~X~ July 17, 2005

cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.

"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"

by nele August 31, 2007

cocksmith

One who is adept at the art of the cock, proficient with scrotum, foreskin and all other words embodied by cock. Synonym for prostitute, whore or skank

The local cocksmith can fix that for you

by Yrrab Nognd April 8, 2003