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Cockmarket

\ˈkäk mär-kət\

A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value
Ryan: Dude check out that hot piece of walking axe wound
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here
by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012
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cockfacetitwank

expression to signify the an unfortunate occurance used primarily in the Westcountry.
After spilling some ketchup: "Cockfacetitwank, I just spilt some ketchup"
by giraffefeatures April 16, 2005
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CockJockey

A Gay Person Who's All Over A Jock's Dick
Server Your A Stupid CockJockey
by SiCkerOne666 April 9, 2006
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cockbucket

Someone who is being a douche bag, stupid shit, or just plain moronic
Wow your mom is a cockbucket
by kevbo February 13, 2004
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cockjockey

One who jockies cocks, a cockknocker, or shit for brains, often a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Playstation, Microsoft, and Nintendo fanboys are all cockjockies.
by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003
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cockjockey

a term used for men who arent really gay but like taking it up the ass continually. either from an overbearing girlfriend or a bullying boss. has no self esteem or penis.
chico man, why'd you let that bitch talk to you like that? you a cockjockey man?
by shaft March 19, 2003
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cocksocket

A woman of questionable sexual discretion who is always accompanied by several men, all of whom want to fuck her. Often the woman is a manly, marginally attractive white girl surrounded by small black men in thug apparel purchased at the local outlet mall
Check out the cocksocket and her 8 best friends. She's probably a three-holer.
by Johnny LaDouche November 2, 2008
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