Cockamoomoo 

Covering your balls in maple syrup and sprinkles while wearing a leopard-print tie and laying on your sister's bed in the background while shes taking myspace pictures.

"Aha Tabatha, nice picture but your brother is pulling a cockamoomoo!"

"Dude, go to my sister's myspace. You'll see my cockamoomoo glory."

Cockamoomoo by Mr. Fuji January 4, 2010

cockabooby 

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.

I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!

cockabooby by MOChick November 7, 2006

cockalufagus 

Originated from the great snuffalufagus from sesame st. One who enjoys the cock.

Hey cockalufagus the zoo called your due back by noon.

cockalufagus by wallst October 28, 2007

cockapoo 

it’s a cock and a poo

hello cockapoo i like you

cockapoo by Big Money Bitxh May 29, 2018

cockabootydoodoo 

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door

that girl did the cockabootydoodoo

cockabootydoodoo by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008

Cockalopolous 

1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.

2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.

(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).

Jose prayed all night to Cockalopolous that his cock would grow two inches in girth and length.

Cockalopolous by AndyBozac January 2, 2018

cockalocka 

Slang term for a penis

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!

cockalocka by Myke December 11, 2004