Peener Colada

When a woman is fucked in a rotational like fashion that mashes all the shit in her ass to liquid. After intercourse the recipient of the Pener Colada will rush to the bathroom and spill out their previous meal into the bowl and a show of passion.

Babe, that Peener Colada you gave me last night feels like it shaved off three pounds

by Abortion Factory October 13, 2018

roofy colada

Alcoholic beverage containing a roofy.

"I'll have a Martini, and uhh a roofy colada for the lady."

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

cicada

The insect that can produce the worst sound ever. They are however, notorious for being poor flyers.

There are some varietys of the cicada that produce calls only cats and dogs can hear, which is evidenced by the people being unaffected by some of them while a dog howls in pain from hearing it.

by Light Joker June 24, 2004

Penis Colada

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.

I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.

by Enell January 5, 2013

cicadapocalypse

The day when the cicadas emerge from their seventeen year slumber in the ground to mate. They cover the streets, fill the skies, and screech their signature mating call.

Most recent cicadapocalypse: 5/22/2007

Insects screeched and filled the sky during the cicadapocalypse.

by Tim Kadich June 8, 2007

penor colada

When a girl has a mouth full of cum, from your pen0r

Babe you just gave me a penor colada

by Vanduhl May 31, 2017

Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021