fuque Cobble

common greeting in certain league of legend clubs, like a reverse hail hitler.

Fuque Cobble to u my friend isn't it a lovely day?
woah i am tired fuque Cobble guys.

by notMocracyatall February 14, 2017

Cobble wobbler

A prostitute

She was a cobble wobbler, just trying to make ends meet on the streets.

by Captaintreekle April 17, 2021

cobble stomp

Sexualised placement of one or more feet into a cobbler, usually peach. Often clothed in a single sock the stomper will move the foot about attempting to get the more fluid material to pass up and between the toes. The cobble soiled socks fetch a premium from the right wearer.

That Onizuka chap offered to pay me handsomely for some basic cobble stomp photos, dude didn't even want me to cry during it.

by Maximus Polokov April 16, 2019

Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

Cobble Squash

When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it

Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?

by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019

cobble

a space around your crotchal region (genitals) about 1 foot in radius that is akward to invade or have invaded. a combination between the words cock and bubble, pertaining to the vicinity based perameters of the cobble, and males in particuar, but also women.

When you are chillin with friends and someone looks behind them or moves and suddenly realizes they are in in your cobble (about a foot away from your package), and freak out and everyone laughs about the akwardness.

by honeybeedan March 11, 2011

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022