CM

Carpet Muncher; a girl or group of girls that are totally obsessed with one another, almost to the point of being lesbianic.

Can also be used as a verb when referring to actions that are being done with other girls or "CMs".

"Happy birthday lover! Here's that 3 carat diamond floating necklace you wanted...Only the best for my CM!"

"Yeah the CMs aren't coming out tonight...they're probably running around their apartment doing nude sit ups or discussing their sex lives..."

On an away message: "you fine, but I ain't gon' sweat ya': CM'n with my ladies ;-)"

by BirdGirl December 24, 2008

CMS

An overly expensive piece of survey equipment that is pushed into an underground cavity (void) by the errant surveyor. This $120,000Aus lemming is then left for half an hour, amongst a rain of 2 ton plus sized rocks in a bid to create a 3D model of the stope. The model therein created allows the engineer to 'reconcile' the stope, or compare a model as opposed to actual void shape. This task usually ends the surveyor getting blamed for a poor CMS, when in fact it is the engineers poor design and inexperience that has left half of the gold on the footwall of the stope.....

Go and get a CMS of the stope survey monkey, we think you marked out the rings wrong.....usual reply is: learn how to design rings and you will recover all the ore...fool

by camdude July 17, 2007

cms

constant menstrual syndrome a longer form of pms.

Since my girlfriend has cms,she is always pissed at me.

by Gus666 January 11, 2009

CMS

chronic masturbation syndrome

Ernie has a major case of CMS.

by Get Some Jackson October 16, 2008

CM

CM is abbreviation of the term "Certain Man". CM is a description of a rock bottom rated member of society due to their dull and foolish antics.

An example of a CM type of person would be someone who plays microstars like they are real players or collects sports games with the intention of not playing them.

by Mobuku DeKlonku September 15, 2013

CMS

Constant Masturbation Syndrome

I couldn't help but masturbate 4 times today, i must have CMS.

by Keith Stoner the magic man November 28, 2010

CMS

(Cunt Masters Squad) A Group of fine young gentlemen that know how to show a girl a good time.

He's in the CMS!!

by CMS Captain March 28, 2009