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a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024
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CLUTCHING

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Clutching is another word for someone having a budget on money and using wisdom in their financial distributions.

May apply to people who have businesses, student debt, etc.
"She clutching down BIG TIME!"
by CyborgQueen March 13, 2025
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Oral clutching

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The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.
Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”
by BuhryanPaynter January 6, 2021
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whatchu clutching for?

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Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.
by Whatchucluthingfor? January 8, 2023
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The act of returning to the bathroom to wipe your ass after an earlier shit.
“I had a thousand wiper this morning I need to go double-clutch it” double-clutch/double-clutching
by ShlongDiesel April 2, 2026
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The art of stuffing the best loot in your safe pocket in Arc Raiders
Man that raid was crazy I was just butt clutching and getting out.
by ShadowHegemon November 25, 2025
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