crushed

When someone is very drunk and very high at the same time

John was so crushed at the party last night, He must have drank a case and every time I looked at him he was hitting the bowl

by Kool Mint Flava September 26, 2004

can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Crushed

Can be used in games to show that someone basically just outplayed in such a way that they should stop playing that game and start buying bleach.

Enemy player - *Tries to sneak up on the kewl gamer and kill them either while they are afk, typing or something similar
Kewl Gamer - *instantly turns around and gets 3 headshots in a row

Kewl Gamer in chat - Crushed.

by BoBDalla June 25, 2016

crushed starfish

the anus, bunghole

yo, I had my thumb rubbin' on her crushed starfish.

by Lemur47 October 20, 2003

crushed crush

Crushed crush can mean someone's/you're crush

1. Dates someone else

2. You dont have a crush on that person anymore

3. That person is away or ignoring you

4. Or actually got crushed

Publeo-The person who I like is dating someone else

Sam-damn guess you got a crushed crush
Publeo-guess so

by TheWhiteDeath10 June 22, 2017

Friend crushed

An annoying event where a girl takes her friend's (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn't the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. However, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.

Last night Tara said she wanted to fuck and I sent her a dick pic. It turns out that Tara's friend Lea was texting me so now I have to explain to Tara why I sent her my dick. Being friend crushed sucks

by latinojodido July 14, 2016

Crushed linen

Crushed linen... Means to wear various name brands clothing items at one time..

To wear a Adidas sweatshirt with nike sweatpants and van sneakers would be "crushed linen" on the first day of school and you may be laughed at.

by Hoodwink5179 November 23, 2020