marshawn clinch

The act of having to clinch a shit while running like Marshawn Lynch to the bathroom.
Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!
by JakesMom69 March 12, 2016
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Penis Clinch

To clinch or tightly hold a penis without regarding the penis might faint and the tip might turn blue
by Uk36yeahaight June 17, 2019
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clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.
If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!
by crazycookie123 August 07, 2017
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spin clinch

Sit and spin, but with a clinch
Bro, she hit me with the spin clinch last night, so I proposed
by Jakob dials October 16, 2019
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Clinching

The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.
Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”

Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”

Guy 1: “damn bro”
by a fat glebaglob May 14, 2025
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Clinch

A mosquito bitch her clinch and caused a nasty rash.
by queefquarf234 June 07, 2022
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Clinch

Common slang for the female genitalia, often used in Eastern Ireland
That’s a fine clinch
by Clinchbag May 17, 2022
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