It is the ultimate way to end a relationship. Basically, it boils down to having goodbye sex followed by a laying down of the fecal matter upon the chest of your now ex-partner. >:)

She may have broken up with me but I think I got the last laugh with that cleveland steamer I graced her with after.

cleveland steamer by Charles Ulysess Farley September 15, 2005

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the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.

i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.

cleveland steamer by Nick Nicholson April 20, 2005

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Cleveland Steamer

(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them

My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller

Cleveland Steamer by FIRSTCAVY January 19, 2004

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while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*

jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.

cleveland steamer by parnelli February 25, 2009

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