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Clemence

1. A Clemence is French
2. A Clemence is suuuupppeerrr Beautiful and gorgeous often is very smart, dont be surprised if your Clemence knows 2 or more languages.
3. A Clemence is usually short and is very good at anything she tries including sports.
4. A Clemence usually falls hard for one guy, and she loves that guy, and she will always love that guy, somewhere, even if she doesnt show it.
5. A Clemence relies very much on her friends, and they are great ones.
dayyyuumm dude did you see that hot swimmer?
Yeah Bro she is totally a Clemence!!
by stupidguy24/7 August 22, 2009
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San Clemente, California

A town in the south of Orange County. It used to be a really cool low-key beach town. Now it is just a blingy place with a bunch of wanna-bes who are upsidedown in their mortgages. It is filled with botox hags/40 year old ex strippers/"cheerleaders" who are so worthless they can't even get a job. They sit around and scream at their wannabe surfer husbands because they can't make enough money to keep up with what they think is their "lifestyle." Some may or may not be swingers. The houses were build like crap in the early and mid two thousands. These bozos paid way too much for the houses and now they are stuck with homes they couldn't afford in the first place.
Walking through the mall I noticed 6 botox hags. They must be from San Clemente, California Wish they would put on more clothes I really don't want to look at them.
by tankerperson June 17, 2011
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clementing

Pretending to be in need to borrow large sums of money from close friends, but not pay back. Excuses such as "man, I don't even have money to eat right now but ill pay you back next week for sure" or "oh, i didn't get your message", and "don't worry man I'm selling my car to pay you back" only to leave the country for vacation whilst posting lavish dinning photos on Instagram.
Im gonna go clementing next week, need some extra flow for my vacation!
by clementing101 November 2, 2013
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Jemaine Clement

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.
by sfwildflower August 7, 2008
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clemente

the most amazing man you will ever meet. a clemente will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.
“have you met my friend clemente? you’re gonna love being around him!”
by saraht76 December 7, 2017
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Cleamus

a) The inner wall of your anal cavity.
b) Name, as in My Uncle Cleamus.
c) America's hottest new swear word.
d) Slang for bathtub Methamphetamine.
Oh my god, stick it in my cleamus!
by Clemstrode December 15, 2008
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Chermaine

Chermaine is an innocent and bubbly girl. She is shy and quiet but packs a punch and isn’t afraid to stand up for herself as well as her friends, she is chatty and cheerful when she opens up to you.

She is a hard worker and often gets the job done, definitely the person you should look out for. She is adorable and intelligent but make sure you don’t get on her bad side she isn’t afraid to bite back!

She loves hard but is sensitive so make sure to not hurt her feelings. She often has a habit to overthink and therefore put herself down a lot but will always Boucher back up. To the right person she is amazing, anyone who gets her would be a lucky man. She is loyal and deeply committed when in love, and she always would put her partner first.
Chermaine is so bubbly and cheerful she really brightens up your mood!

She’s Chermaine she’s adorable and shy but she really packs a punch!
by asdfghjkllzxcvbbm December 24, 2018
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