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San Clemente Sludge Sled

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.
"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012
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dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.
Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.
by Obsidius February 22, 2008
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clemente

To unknowingly cause harm or malfunction to an electronic device.
Damn bro, he really clemente'd that raid! That shit will never work again!
by forkineye July 28, 2011
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cemetery lifestyle

Somebody that eats ,drinks ,smokes and does drugs and doesn’t give a crap about anybody They eat bacon wrapped in bacon for breakfast . Also about 50+ pounds overweight and are very unhealthy also lazy.
by Ronline11 June 12, 2018
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san clemente

A great city of 60,000 people in Orange County, California. San Clemente is the southernmost city in OC before the Camp Pedleton Marine Base. It is known for excellent beaches, perfect year-round weather, families, surfing, bomb food, and Spanish Architecture.

1). Trestles is a famous surf break, located in San Clemente. Also, mentioned by The Beach Boys.

2). Talega is a huge development of new homes built on the eastside of I-5. It is very expensive, and has some great golfing.

3). The wooden pier in SC is a staple for San Clemente's idealic Southern Californian beach culture.

4.) Most of the city is built on a slope and around canyons, which are abound in San Clemente.

Overall, San Clemente is an excellent city for families who want to enjoy a safe and clean beach environment.
San Clemente is a great place to grow up!
by skateNinvestNstocks July 14, 2007
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Clemite

On that hails from Mount Clemens, Michigan, AKA "The Clem".
He was born and raised in Mount Clemens, Michigan and that's a true Clemite.
by Clemite October 25, 2023
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