cleaner

A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.

The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!

by inane5 March 17, 2005

Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

Celine

Celine. What an extravagant name. She is a kind hearted, adorable and loving person. Her personality is one of a kind. She can brighten your day with just her smile, actually, just seeing her makes your day. Celine is like a god send, great appearance; excellent personality. Whenever she confronts you, your heart explodes and you are facing one angelic human being. Honestly though, Celine is amazing.

Dude 1: Man Celine is gorgeous, every time I see her I feel so soothed
Dude 2: Right?
Dude 1: I think I'm in love...
Dude 2: Yeah...
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Celine: Hello!
Bob: Uh... h-hi!
Bob's Mind: Shit! Celine got me stuttering!

by startrekfan89 August 18, 2018

Cleone

A girl who is infinitely amazing. Has an amazing personality and sense of humor and is kind and compassionate. The perfect girlfriend, friend, companion. Extremely beautiful and intelligent. When she cares, she does so whole heartedly. If you betray her trust, well no, you just don't do something like that. She's subject to extremely blonde moments but regardless you learn to love her. Is highly under appreciated. Probably the best person to have in your life at any moment.

Guy: Dude how can you like that girl!

Man: She's just such a Cleone!

by SirWhatsHisFace June 10, 2014

Celine

Is amazing, most beautiful person you will ever meet, has a big heart, and people always think she's an attention seeker. She's beautiful outside and her personality is one of a kind. Really unique. Always puts others before herself, cares about others problems even if she has more serious ones. Most girls want to be her, and they end up feeling jealous. People usually misjudge her, and she goes through more than you ever will in your lifetime. Knows how to treat a guy well, and is adorable with most guys, the longest relationships she'll never remember and will always dream about their memories, even if they've broken up. She hides her tears with smiles, and she hides her feelings with 'i'm fine'.

Don't ever judge anyone called Celine, they go through alot, and i know because my best friend, has been through so much, but she never puts herself first, she always asks me about my problem, she's beautiful inside and out. I'm not just saying this because she's my best friend, but also because i know this. There are a few other girls in my school called Celine and they're so pretty and have lush hair but they're personality is amazing.

"Look at Celine, she's beautiful. Have you ever spoken to her before? She has the most amazing personality."

"Every guy she's with, she looks so cute and they look perfect together. So jealous of her"

"I wish i was like her, people misjudge her, but then they get to know her, and they become really close. Her teeth are so straight it's unreal."

by meloniepapeya January 9, 2013

wiener cleaner

noun: anyone who gives head.

I wish I could rent a female wiener cleaner for the weekend.

by the storm drains September 28, 2009

Clerine

The most amazing woman in the universe. She’s so beautiful; she’s drop dead gorgeous, but she doesn’t know it. She’s not tall but she’s really stunning. She’s so adorable when she smiles. Her eyes disappear when she laughs; her eyes are so attractive, it’s like looking at the stars at night. She’s clever but she doesn’t admit it. Thinks logically. She’s very good at playing video games. She’s fun to talk to. The world was so much prettier with her in it.

guy 1: isn’t that clerine?
guy 2: damn. she’s really gorgeous.
guy 3: *has stiff neck* *turns his head to look at clerine*

by superteemo August 31, 2019