claustrophobia

An abnormal fear of being in narrow or enclosed spaces.

he's afraid of being closed in closets

by mei May 5, 2005

Claustrophobic

Fear of Santa Claus

Santa Claus," HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Little boy," MOMMY! i'M SCARED"
Mom, "I'm sorry Santa, but my son is Claustrophobic".

by TetShon December 22, 2009

Clustrafuck

A large group of people that seem to get in the way no matter what angle you attempt to take to get through it. Tends to block main entrances or lobby areas in any type of building.

Todd: Hey man! You were late for our Dad's Make A Difference class at the CC!

Gary: I know dude, there was a giant clustrafuck right outside the main entrance. I was about ready to plow over everyone.

by Mrpissedoffatpeople March 14, 2012

claustrofuck

a) fucking in a small space such as a closet, Geo, box, cubicle etc.

b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong

a) Kaitlyn and Jasmine were discussing the claustrofuck that Kaitlyn had the night before in her boyfriend's Geo.

b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.

by The Smarty Farty Party October 10, 2008

claustraphobic

(claws-tra-fob-ik)

Having a fear of Santa Claus.

Amy: Ho ho ho
Stephany : Stop it Amy, you're scaring me. I'm claustraphobic.

by Shhhtephany June 20, 2006

claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008

Claustrotoebic

When your shoes are too tight, and you wiggle your toes in panic to keep the blood flowing

I wore the wrong boots fishing today and couldn't concentrate I was so claustrotoebic

by Fatfunnyman January 24, 2018