Cladia

My name...
I was named after a fungus

Bish 1: oh look, it’s cladia

Bish 2: LMAO she’s literally named after a fungus. No wonder she’s still single

by XCladiaa November 10, 2020

claticatismilcation

the action of not talking to weird, bitches that make one's self unhappy.

I used my good instict and claticatismilcation and stopped talking to that girl.

by reasonable ricky February 10, 2010

clatiphy

The act of fondling a person's breasts. If you only try to fondle the person's breasts but are rejected it is spelled clatify. If you try and succeed it is spelled clatiphy.

Many women become sexually aroused when you clatiphy them. I tried to clatify my girlfriend but she wouldn't let me because we were in public.

by CultofDoors667 November 26, 2014

Chatianing

Getting fucking wasted, ramming shit like a goat, and fucking a plant afterwards.

"That faggot's been chatianing

by CaffeineMeme May 6, 2018

Clasian

Closet Asian. A member of the Asian clan who is in the closet about being Asian.

The Clasian wore FUBU to appear to be of an ethnic group other than their Asian ethnicity

by Jojo cougar your life is calli December 1, 2018

Claticooch

Name for a teacher who fucks his students regardless of gender

Did you see Mr Claticooch today?

He let me fuck him for a C!

by Layka123 October 4, 2019

Claviaturaphilie

Die Liebe zu einer Tastatur

- Ein Mann kann seiner Frau nicht mehr bei der Unterhaltung folgen, da sich seine Gedanken nur um die neue Tastatur drehen. Die Frau kommentiert über die Claviaturaphilie .
- Jemand freut sich so sehr über seine neue Tastatur das er ein Bild von dieser in allen möglichen WhatsApp Gruppen teilt. Ein Teamkollege kommentiert über die Claviaturaphilie in der Gruppe.

by NilsMich August 18, 2020