classendary

Classendary is an adjective reserved to describe the most awesome, aweinspiring and fantastic things in every day life. The word classendary is derived from the English words, "classic" and "legendary" to form one word that sum up a feel of total euphoria and happiness in a moment.

Things that can be described as "classendary" include:
- Daniel Ferg
- Hitching a lift home with an Irish guy from a party the night before
- Trains
- Watching a person get harveyed
- An unusually comical event
- The name Dave

Somthing that is classendary usually lives for ever in the memories of those who christen it as classendary. Classendary is the highest rating of the Joss-o-meter.

Dave - "Do you remember that time when we clapped in Harvey's mum while singing, "you're not drinking, you're not drinking, you're not drinking any more?"

Me - "Yeah, it was classendary."

by Jermain Jerome October 1, 2006

Claussen

To take advantage of a dumber person, possibly sexually. The person targeted would be slower and give consent quickly.

Damn dude did you claussen her??
Ha.. dude you should def claussen tf out of that B.. She look like she got an IQ of 45.

by Urstin September 17, 2017

clasening

The act of infusing a thing, place, or situation with the spirit of Dave Clasen

You have fully clasened this program.

by Dave Clasen December 5, 2003

online classes

A horrible occurrence that happens when COVID-19 happens to be particularly abundant in your area, so your town goes into lockdown and you're given a shitty laptop (that you cannot do anything on, mind me) to complete more assignments than your teachers would normally assign, but since it's online it's supposed to be "easier" so they give more schoolwork but it's not "easier" at all.

Schoolboy 1: Damn man, I really hate online classes.
Schoolboy 2: Yeah, me too!

by GrahamCrackerGuy January 20, 2021

Tristan Clausen

A cute young Asian and Icelandic male YouTuber with bright red and black colored long hair who attracts a fair amount of female and male audiences to his YouTube shorts and videos. He is well respected by many because of a recent a day in a lifetime video because he recorded his ACTUAL day in a life discussing how he was lonely and wish he had more friends. Most YouTubers don’t do this thing so people give him credit for that. He is also kind of an Emo twink in a positive way.

Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too

random girl: your gorgeous FUCK they were so fcking HOTT
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=

by luhventi July 15, 2023

Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".

Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011

cassen

A cassen is very outgoing at first but when you actually meet him he is acually very sweet and kind. A cassen is so down to do anything dangerous (from my perspective). He is very loving and he will stun you with his blue/brown eyes and his dark Brown hair. So if you ever meet a cassen start small talk and go from there cuz he would be a great boyfriend!!

Eg: girl: wow did you see cassen walking by you today?
Girl 2: yeah his bright blue eyes stunned me!
Girl: wow I wish I had him as my boyfriend.

by SingleBella July 3, 2021