clarking

Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.

Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.

by Degenerate Scumbag January 3, 2009

Clacking

Verb. For one to swing one's scrodum back and forth until a sound is heard. The sound can either be high pitched like a slap, or it can be deep like your ball sack is jelly. While swinging your fellow peers encourage you to trust forward harder, propelling the sack to make an intense clacking noise. The person who makes the louder noise with their ball bag is the champion of NYM&FR.

I thought it could never be done, it was terrible, yesterday I clacked so hard my sac started to bleed profusely. I screamed but luckily my friends were there to massage the pain away.

by M&F Race May 14, 2005

Clinting

The sound produced when a male with a prince albert piercing and a women with a clitoris piercing are in the process of having sexual intercourse and their piercings make contact.

Brian: I heard my roomate with his girlfriend last night through the wall.

Brendon: Oh yea what`d you hear?

Brian: All I could hear was, "cling cling cling cling cling!!!

Bredon: Damn they were clinting all night huh?

Brian: Reminds me of my uncle when he`s fixing the pipes in the bathroom.

by trackieRuN November 20, 2010

Cranking a semi

Having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. Not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.

Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:

-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.

The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.

Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.

by twkomg June 24, 2008

Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses

A very popular toast when things are looking good or everyone is having a good time.

Here's to Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses - after 8 hours of wine tasting in Napa, EVERYONE was having a good time...

by b.hanback June 10, 2008

cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009

Clinking

Verb.
Act of two cups fucking

The cups from Cuphead keep clinking

by LeukemiaSkywalker October 21, 2017