Cingular the number one cell provider in the USA in terms of covrage and amount of people. Since they bought out AT&T they are number one with the best phones out there and best quailty service GSM.
Man 1: DAMN THIS!
man 2: WTF is wrong?
Man 1: i need to place a call and i have SPRINT PCS
man 2: use my cell its CINGULAR..it works almost everyware even in most casinos!
man 2: WTF is wrong?
Man 1: i need to place a call and i have SPRINT PCS
man 2: use my cell its CINGULAR..it works almost everyware even in most casinos!
by Abe May 13, 2005
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*Bob turns on t.v.*
T.V. AD: Did you know that Cingular has over 50 billion customers?
Bob: Really? *yells at tv* THEN HOW COME EVERYONE I KNOW HAS VERIZON?!
T.V. AD: Did you know that Cingular has over 50 billion customers?
Bob: Really? *yells at tv* THEN HOW COME EVERYONE I KNOW HAS VERIZON?!
by Bujbegure July 7, 2006
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by lo_fi April 28, 2005
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1. A phone company that really stinks.
2. An exclamation of disgust or discontent.
(adjective)
Suckish and/or annoying. Really bad.
1. A phone company that really stinks.
2. An exclamation of disgust or discontent.
(adjective)
Suckish and/or annoying. Really bad.
(noun)
1.
Jeff: "Hey, buddy. What service do you have?"
John: "I have Cingular."
Jeff: "I'm so sorry."
2.
Jeff: "I like to eat babies."
John: "Eww! Cingular!"
(adjective)
Jeff: "I eat babies!"
John: "Eww! That's really Cingular!"
1.
Jeff: "Hey, buddy. What service do you have?"
John: "I have Cingular."
Jeff: "I'm so sorry."
2.
Jeff: "I like to eat babies."
John: "Eww! Cingular!"
(adjective)
Jeff: "I eat babies!"
John: "Eww! That's really Cingular!"
by flyinninjamunkii October 19, 2007
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The singular most irritating cell phone provider on the planet.
They're eating up cell phone companies like candy and turning the old company's great service into the CINGULAR CROCK OF SHIT.
All service representatives are well trained in the arts of the "NO". No, there's nothing wrong with your ten-thousand-dollar bill. Yes, your phone dialed Jamaica for 10 hours by accident, but that's not our fault *cough*. Yes we have shitty featureless phones. Yes we overcharge for data usage. BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION? NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
A good-for-nothing monopolizing company that cares about as much about you as Microsoft does.
Add that to the fact that Cingular has the CINGLE worst quality of ANY provider in the world, even though they have swallowed more cell companies than I care to think about, and you have no arguement about the worst cell phone provider in the world.
Cingular C'uks.
The singular most irritating cell phone provider on the planet.
They're eating up cell phone companies like candy and turning the old company's great service into the CINGULAR CROCK OF SHIT.
All service representatives are well trained in the arts of the "NO". No, there's nothing wrong with your ten-thousand-dollar bill. Yes, your phone dialed Jamaica for 10 hours by accident, but that's not our fault *cough*. Yes we have shitty featureless phones. Yes we overcharge for data usage. BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION? NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
A good-for-nothing monopolizing company that cares about as much about you as Microsoft does.
Add that to the fact that Cingular has the CINGLE worst quality of ANY provider in the world, even though they have swallowed more cell companies than I care to think about, and you have no arguement about the worst cell phone provider in the world.
Cingular C'uks.
Hey Dan, you got a cell phone?
Sure.
ACCK! It's Cingular! I'll just use a pay phone. No thanks.
Why?
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!
Sure.
ACCK! It's Cingular! I'll just use a pay phone. No thanks.
Why?
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!
by Falcon4 June 9, 2005
Get the cingular mug.Originating from the Latin word Cygnus meaning swan and the Latin word Persōna meaning person. The Cingona are a race of Swan people who are immortal unless their wings are stripped from their body making them mortal. Male Cingona have black wings and females have white. Despite the fact Cingona look mostly human they relate more to swans. The Cingonian race is a race hunted by humans for their wings. Cingonians also have powers (Ex: talking to animals). There are two ways for a non-cingonian to become a cingona. Way #1: If a Cingonian mates with a mortal the mortal will have a higher and higher chance of getting wings and becoming a part of the Cingonian race the more they mate. Way #2: If a Non-Cingonian finds a golden swan feather and brings it to the Queen/King of the cingonians they then participate in 3 trials to prove themselves worthy of being a cingona. The three tasks constantly change, therefore you can never truly prepare for them. Cingonians are extremely protective and will assert their dominance over anyone Cingonians are not afraid to brutally kill anyone. The Cingonian race has 2 forms, One being completely normal human form, the other being their true form. In their true form they have: Dragon like tails but instead of scales they have soft velvety fur, swan-like wings, Sharp teeth, Long pointed tongues, Black claws, the black spreads up their hand and arm and fades out at the elbow), and the whites of their eyes Invert and their pupils do as well.
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