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Cinema Syndrome

that feeling after you watch a movie and you feel like you’re in the movie. You have no idea what day or time it is all you know is you are the star and special. You feel like there are cameras on you and you feel so out of it for the rest of the day
“How’d you like the Bohemian Rhapsody, Kyle?”
“I don’t know what to believe anymore. I am Freddie Mercury. I need to be alone right now.”
Classic Cinema Syndrome.”

Cinema Summary

A great guy who ensures that you dont die due to an apocalypse/monster outbreak. Also makes sure you have a damn good day.
'Hey, Cinema Summary told me to have a damn good day!'
'Same!'
Cinema Summary by lampostt January 28, 2021

Cinema bend 

When a pornstar's triple XL dong has a large bend around halfway up the shaft, like a hose with a kink in it. Typically occurs in veteran pornstars who likely suffered an injury while pounding the ass of a she star like a late night home invader.
Dude, your double XL dong points north flacid and east when erect.

Yeah I heard a loud fap followed by a popping sound during the filming of "toot cream: Louisville fucker," but didn't feel any pain considering the numbing surfactant all over my weeng wang.

That's what I call a cinema bend.
Cinema bend by Bigdick420 April 27, 2014

Cinema-Job 

Getting a blow job in a movie theater
Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara"
Ryan: "Wow that movie must have really sucked"
Aaron: "Ya, it sucked the second time to..."
Ryan: "You lucky bastard..."
Cinema-Job by Mr. Joe Hungry March 25, 2008

Cinema Downer

when a group of your friends see a movie or stand up routine and tell all the jokes before you see the movie or stand up routine therefore ruining the cinema experience
hey did you see the hangover?
yea but after hearing the jokes 100 times it became a real cinema downer
Cinema Downer by CSCL March 28, 2011

Cinema shuffle 

The cinema shuffle is the movement you make when you want to walk to your seat, but people are sitting in the row and you need to get past them. You usually try not to touch anyone's legs, which makes the cinema shuffle a unique movement because it's awkward.
I hate it when I have to sit in the middle of the row, the cinema shuffle is so slow and annoying to do.
Cinema shuffle by SadCactus July 1, 2016