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Chunch Warming

The act of a female squatting over a toaster.
Lisa tried chunch warming to achieve crunchy flaps
by Lawreee March 13, 2011
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Chunch

1. Noun- the combination of the words "chode" and "punch", a chunch is a powerful blow administered by a fist to the area between the scrotum and rectum more commonly known as the taint or chode.

2. Verb- the act of giving a chunch
(Noun) Say that again and I am going to give you the chunch of the century. Your scrotum will be inside your ass.

(Verb) I'm about to chunch you into next week. Your taint will see you next Tuesday.
by Thesmartestwomanintheworld September 8, 2013
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Chunch

A shortened name for the city of Chuncheon, South Korea.
a.k.a. "The Chunch"
Me: Did Kyungnam go to visit his family for Chuseok (Korean Thanksgiving)?
You: Yeah, he had to go to The Chunch.
by beebeembop January 20, 2020
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Chunch Hunting

The practice of lurking around a dive bar right as they are closing up for the night in hopes of locating that one last patron (male or female) to swoop in on and easily take home with minimal effort. The ones who no one else felt worthy enough to pick up on who fall pretty heavily on the more budget side of attractiveness. Always sitting alone at the end of the bar nursing their last drink. All the while resigning themselves to once again going home alone to an empty house and having another threesome with the ever reliable Ben and Jerry.
Mike: Hey Fred, it's Friday night. Let's go to the bar and find some ladies to chat up and try to bring home for the evening.

Fred: You go on ahead Mike. While I'm all for getting laid, I'm not feeling like going through the whole "picking up on" routine and spending a bunch on money on drinks for something that isn't a sure thing. Fuck that, I'm gonna have drinks at home and then head over to the dive around the corner at last call to do some Chunch Hunting. That way I'll save some money and I'm guaranteed to get laid.

Mike: Word
by A Pissed off Rhino January 7, 2022
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Chunch

Dude, I am so chunched right now or Do you want to get chunched later?
by DeSlamTV January 22, 2021
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Chunch

A mix between crunch and chomp. There is also something called the forbidden chunch which is cannibalism... those who commit the forbidden chunch go to jail if they get caught.
I’m about to chunch on this freaking philly cheese steak dude
by Soapyy December 10, 2018
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Chunch

A Chunch is your prototypical douche, everything he does and says just is utterly idiotic and you need to treat him as an idiot.
Wow did you hear what Adam said? He's such a chunch.
by Mat Hedgecock July 21, 2017
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