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Google Chromebook 

- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.
My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.
Google Chromebook by asapjohnsondj February 5, 2019
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Chromebook 

<Random Guy> Congrats, you get to win a free laptop! Chromebook or a Mac?

<Winner> Wow, Chromebook fucking sucks, Mac please.
Chromebook by Google Lover March 21, 2013

Chromebook 

A laptop that looks fancy, but really is useless trash.
The school's chromebooks suck!

Why isn't my chromebook touchscreen?
Chromebook by anonymous September 14, 2020

chromebook kid 

A kid at school who is always on their laptop. Often used to refer to geeky kids who are probably in anime club and use tumblr as their main source of media.
“Ugh there are so many chromebook kids on this bus. That’s why it smells so weird.”

“Dude my class is full of chromebook kids, it’s so awkward.”

“Oh man I thought he was okay , come to find out he’s a closeted chromebook kid.”

Chromebook 

A extremely pricey piece of shit. Mostly given to students by schools, so they can't watch netflix or play games.
Student1: The new chromebooks are shit. I can't even watch f*cking netflix on it.
Student2: ikr
Chromebook by Foxsi! August 27, 2017

Chromebook 

Like seriously, you need to install Linux on your Chromebook and then type in a code then delete that code then type in another code, and then...ugh I'll just use my Mac for blender
Chromebook by dudeboi October 16, 2020

Chromebook 

A laptop that is a waste of money. It's the type of laptop that you will give to your kid if you dislike him.
Chromebooks are just as good as a brick. All chromebooks and do is be used as a working device and can be best used as a destruction table. Please people, If you want something that will help you game, get a windows 10 or a Macbook. They can do everything that a Chromebook can do and there a 1000 times better than this, i dont even know what to call it.
Mom: Okay son, what do you want for Christmas?
Son: A new HP Chromebook.
Mom: I knew I shouldn't have adopted this human being. "HONEY, WHERE IS THE PAPERWORK?"
Chromebook by anonymous September 6, 2021