Matthias Christian Hansen 

A person who does stupid thing and uses the excuse the he has "gangbesvær". He must invade his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi :(

"dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"

Matthias Christian Hansen by #pape power August 30, 2022

christian him down 

when a cheap christian bargains to lower the prices in a cheap lousy way. christians are the cheapest people in the world. They are always trying to get a lower price on things. They are never generous.

The price is too high. Let me Christian you down to something cheaper. Let's christian him down further.

christian him down by Bilgewater Blanton October 30, 2013

Western Christian High School 

All the kids here are right winged rich white people who don’t get enough attention at home so they decide to start useless rumors and act like they have such an important and exciting life at a 400 kid school. Trust me,you don’t. Get over yourself.

Mom: honey we’re going to send you to Western Christian High School.
Me: I beg you please don’t!

Western Christian High School by eekgetmeout January 3, 2019

Christian Hernandez 

A small kid who likes boys, but doesnt like being called gay so he dates girls that look like men and he has a small penis and zero intelligence

Person 1,”You are such a Christian Hernandez”
Person 2,”no u”

Christian Hernandez by Bigpapi2458 November 20, 2018

Christian hedonist 

A Christian who believes it's okay to have a good time for the greater glory of God. Not to be confused with a traditional hedonist, who concentrates on sexual pleasure, a Christian hedonist is all about spiritual pleasure.

That girl is such a Christian hedonist. Just look at the way she enjoys singing in church. It's barbaric!

Christian hedonist by Matrix513 September 2, 2011

Christian hardcore

A hardcore Christian genre of music

"What are you listening to?"
"Christian hardcore"
"Oh, is it any good?"
"Take a listen my metal head friend"
"Wow! These guys have actual LYRICS! They don't just scream into a mic, well they do that too sometimes, but they generally make SENSE! From now on, I'm listening to CHRISTIAN metal!"

Christian hardcore by Link Gray September 6, 2007

Illiana Christian High School

A school in Lansing, Illinois now Dyer, Indiana where all the kids are spoiled snobby and rich. The school moved from the African American culture and sucks at educating its children.

Wow, Illiana Christian High School is moving again.

Illiana Christian High School by yeeyeegirl987654321 September 19, 2018