evangelical christian school 

this is a kinda ok school until you meet all the assholes in your grade. then it’s just ass. going to this school gave me depression and aids. be careful!

evangelical christian school? isn’t that the one where they can’t even dance at homecoming?

evangelical christian school by pw😳 May 14, 2018

Christian Sawan

term that implies a hot lebanese guy most likely to be christian

tim:you are Christian Sawan
samy:thanks

Christian Sawan by words212 October 2, 2011

christian slut 

A person who loves to preach Jesus but claims to have had lots of sexual experiences. (All of which is a LIE!)

Random Person: "What would Jesus think of your sexual behavior?"

Kerry: "I go to bible studies everyday and I read my bible but I think that he would understand that I have needs that need to be met."

Random Person: "What a christian slut"

christian slut by wecaughtyou May 25, 2010

Cherokee Christian Schools 

Awesome place teachers are super fair no matter what gender. They don't assign any homework at all. Their sports are great and the teachers are so kind.

N O T

Cherokee Christian Schools is Great HAHAHHA NOT
ANYONE

Cherokee Christian Schools by HiHowAreYaMissy February 4, 2019

Brentwood Christian School 

It’s a horrendic wasteland of a school that decides its a far more impressive idea to waste money on statues instead of actual learning supplies, and also has lovely meet ups every tuesday where they go around the neighborhood spreading the word of God by lynching homosexuals.

After my friend came out to a student of Brentwood Christian School, they mysteriously found him dead in a ditch.

Brentwood Christian School by Not A Pedofile March 8, 2019

Christian sleepover

when you go home and have a sleepover with someone you are romantically interested in but all you do is cuddle and kiss

Jessica: "I went home with my GSI last night but we just had a christian sleepover."

Christian sleepover by mkvan January 21, 2017

Christian Seavey 

The type of guy every girl/ guy falls in love with. he is super kind hearted and knows how make everyone smile. He is an actor, and a model. He knows how to crack a joke and make everyone laugh. he treats his one and only like royalty. he falls in love really easily and will do whatever it to hold onto you. he is an incredible chef and the most incredible people ever. if you get yourself a christian seavey, make sure to hold onto him and never let go.

Can I get myself a man just like Christian Seavey?

Christian Seavey by Seaveysgf November 11, 2020