a lazy dumbass who usually sleeps for more than 12 hours a day, never goes to class, drinks more milk than a normal human being should, argues a lot, and loves to collect knives even though they will never be used
by JB Smoove January 24, 2008
Get the Chowmug. Chinese person (gender varies) having a tendency to assemble click sounds as a substitute for using words when insulted or verbally defeated and masturbating at social gatherings. Can not speak English, but manages to maintain employment at the Buddha House, while keeping up with favorite hobbies such as "let's sack the chink" and smash bros (not very good). Sometimes mistaken for a bank. Steals hard drives. Tracy and Sarah.
Peter: "Are you going to the computer room for those hard drives?"
Daniel: "For sure. I'm going to pull off a Chow"
"Excuse me, but I would like to deposit 5$ from my Chow account"
"No probrem"
Daniel: "For sure. I'm going to pull off a Chow"
"Excuse me, but I would like to deposit 5$ from my Chow account"
"No probrem"
by Mickey McGiligan April 28, 2008
Get the Chowmug. 
Word used by military idiots who fail to distinguish between breakfast, lunch and dinner, and therefore summarize all three with the same word, in order not to confuse themselves.
Private Jones: "Hey, Gomez! You going to the chow hall?"
Private Gomez: "Yep, they got beef burritos today!"
Private Jones: "Gomez! Your a box of rocks"
Private Gomez: "Hoah!"
Private Gomez: "Yep, they got beef burritos today!"
Private Jones: "Gomez! Your a box of rocks"
Private Gomez: "Hoah!"
by dominikandemon May 12, 2003
Get the Chowmug. 
Get the Chowmug. by noaray January 23, 2008
Get the Chowmug. Get the Chowmug.