Choppin' Broccoli

"Choppin' Broccoli" or "The Lady I Know" is a song written by Dana Carvey as songwriter Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live. The skit goes that songwriter Derek Stevens doesn't have a demo tape at a meeting with producers, so he tells them he wanted to play it live. He then sits at the piano and makes up a ridiculous song about a woman he knows (the song is entitled "The Lady I Know" but SNL fans have come to know it as "Choppin' Broccoli") going to a food store and buying broccoli then going home and chopping it. Look it up on YouTube, I guarantee you'll laugh. It's hailed as one of the funniest SNL skits of all time.

"...And my lady she went down town, she brought some broccoli, she brought it home, she's choppin' broccoli..."

by softballqueen17 February 21, 2015

choppin o's

choppin' ounces of crack like lil weezy

been choppin o's since way back in the day dogg.

hey dogg.. you been choppin o's up in here?

by LightItUp March 13, 2008

Choppin-the-Donut

Term used to describe an action, feeling, or convey how your day is going without full explanation

What did you do all day?
Man just out here choppin-the-donuts!!

by lrlunatic August 19, 2014

choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

Choppin' Blades

Verb. To drive a vehicle with oversized rims and low profile tires.

Peep out my new whip. I be choppin' blades like a samurai.

by Rico from da "D" November 28, 2005

choppin it up

to have a conversation with

Me and my homegirl were choppin it up last night.

by illusive April 10, 2003

choppin box

Having a lot of intercourse with a variety of women in a short time.

"Mikey, what are you doing this weekend?"

"Man, i'm going to be choppin box all weekend!"

by nobody important b August 27, 2009