Chicago BackHandy

Chicago BackHandy - When a girl eats a Chicago deep dish pizza and uses the grease from the pizza afterwards to give you a hand job.

My grandma just gave me a Chicago BackHandy after we ate that deep dish.

by ReidNate March 4, 2021

chicago necklace

Heavy chains wrapped around your enemy's neck right before you push him into deep water.

You better pay your dealer before you find yourself wearing a Chicago necklace at the bottom the harbor.

by Amtastic May 27, 2014

Chicago

Originally meant "Place of the wild onion". Also called the city with the big shoulders, Chicago might be your kind of town like it was Frank Sinatra's. Then again it might not be your kind of town.

Chicago is also known as Chi Town these days.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2018

Chicago Handshake

A drink order that includes two traditional Chicago drinks (each oh which is sold almost exclusively in Chicago), a shot of malört and an Old Style beer.

My friends are visiting from out of town and I want them to get the real Chicago experience so I'm buying them a round of Chicago Handshakes!

by Mizami October 8, 2018

University of Illinois at Chicago

UIC is an acronym: University Impossible to Complete! UIC is located at the Chicago campus of University of Illinois. (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE for science/medical/technical majors. The exception is music/art history etc majors... majors for fun and to meet the pro bono humanities requirements). If you like a huge school that is too hard, UIC is the school for you!

Example:

I went to University of Illinois at Chicago to learn. Instead I got kicked out, the mission impossible song stuck in my head, and owe half of my future life earnings.

by max9823 August 7, 2011

Chicago Glitter Fairy

Chicago Glitter Fairy

The sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girl, followed sprinkling glitter onto the jizz formation, thus leaving a glistening portrait of your load.

After partaking in a high-class dining experience, Branden gave the busty Latino waitress a glorious Chicago Glitter Fairy, which she kindly thanked him for afterwards.

by Big Daddy NB November 28, 2011

Chicagoland

Chicagoland is a term that carries several common misconceptions. It is believed by many people (usually living in the northern and western suburbs of Chicago) that Chicagoland, or more formally the "Chicago Metropolitan Area" is restricted to only the areas within the Illinois state boundaries. However, due to the fact that a metro area is based on cultural and employment patterns and similarities, this is simply not true.

Because Chicago is such a large city on its own, it boasts a much wider metro area than most others in the country, save for New York and Los Angeles. Dating back to 1950, when statistical analysis for metro areas emerged, Chicagoland included several counties in Illinois (Cook and the adjacent counties such as Will, Lake, and DuPage) as well as Lake County in Indiana which to many a-Chicagoan's surprise physically borders the city. Over the years, due to Chicago's expansion, the definition has also widened to include four more Indiana counties (Porter, LaPorte, Newton, and Jasper) as well as Kenosha County in Wisconsin.

This phenomena is not unique to Chicago, and examples can be seen all throughout the U.S. New York City - New Jersey, St. Louis - southwestern Illinois, Kansas City - western Missouri, and many more. So before you let silly biases like state lines get in the way, remember to check your facts!

As I mentioned above, a metro area is not determined by state lines, but by a shared culture. For example, the types of cuisine unique to Chicago can be found all around Chicagoland. Things like the Chicago Hotdog, the Maxwell St. Polish, Italian beef sandwiches, deep dish pizza, and etc. Other examples include the commuter culture, or the people who travel into the city for work; favorite sports teams; dialects and slang; time zones (Northwest Indiana shares a time zone with the rest of Chicagoland, and not the rest of the state).

by WoodmarBoy March 13, 2014