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Greatest city ever!!!
I have been to that crime ridden shit hole new york, that POS city stanks somethin fierce. i would not even compare chicago to that disgrace.

for the rest of illinois they are lucky to have chicago. Chicago/cook county taxes pay for so much for the rest of the state, that is where all the money is in the entire state. some one from bloomington or springfield, how much do you pay in taxes?

if chicago wasn't the greatest city ever, why would it have the highest return rate out of any city?

the weather is interesting, but it shows that chicagoans are no pussys. we can stand -50 wind chills and heat waves of 104.

you don't like chicago, fuck you and get the fuck out of our city then!!
"take me back to chicago and lay my soul to rest...take me back to chicago cause hustlin' not my style."
chicago by i heart chi-town February 23, 2005
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Gangs: *We control Chicago*
Chicago by GrandSider August 7, 2020
the best city on earth better then the shit hole new york
dont try to compare new york to chicago chicago is just to good for new york
chicago by cho cho cho September 19, 2005
Some place in United States where nobody puts ketchup on their hot dogs and Michael Jordan is king. Not doin so good right now but eh.
Alex McPherson was Chicago's new hero after she stopped some magical hooligans from turning the streets into water and the sidewalks into rainbows.
Chicago by I stole your nose August 28, 2020
The city you think is the entirety of the state of Illinois.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2 : I’m from Quincy, Illinois.
Person 1: Oh so you’re near Chicago?
Person 2: Chicago is 200 miles away

Person 1: Oh, but that’s near Chicago right?
Person 2: ....
A lot of people want to come to this city but most of the people who love here want to leave this city.

Chicago is one of the most deadliest city's in America. This city will change your life in 1 day, and if you make it a another day it's because a bullet hit someone else.
They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Chicago* way
Chicago by Stinkkay May 7, 2016
The best city in the whole world! The best people come from the midwest, and the best of the midwest is located in Chicago Illinois. This city is not only home to awesome food like pizza and hotdogs, the Sears Tower, Lake Michigan, Six Flags Great America, Woodfield Mall, and the Mag Mile, but it is home to the best people on earth!
Chicago by ChitownGirlie June 21, 2008