Turbo Chong

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.

"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"

by Chongmeister February 10, 2012

Chin Cheng Hanji

Cat named Tom spinning on a record and singing Chin Cheng Hanji

Oh no it's Tom he's going to sing Chin Cheng Hanji
FUCK

by Zen1thYT September 30, 2020

Beg a Chong

The action of asking a brother to have a go on his vape

Dennis, beg a chong?

by Fredericans February 24, 2022

chong and fly

It's when you light that doobage shit and go sky high in the clouds my guy.

Let's all go to hot topic and bust out a chong and fly!

by Everyonesguy May 16, 2018

Jiang Cheng

1. a feeling or state of being annoyed or completely disappointed of something/someone by displaying a face-palm.

1. "My friend embarassed me today at work. I feel so Jiang Cheng because of him"

2. Person A: I heard you accidentally slipped in front of your crush. Are you okay?"
Person B: "Hell no! I feel Jiang Cheng. I'm really clumsy!"

3. The girl felt Jiang Cheng after her sister threw a huge fit in the party.

by DataorData October 25, 2018

chongke

a term of a filipino for marijuana

let's light up this chongke
sindihan na natin itong chongke

by keith james March 6, 2010

Ching Cheng Hanji

The ancient works spoken by the deity of all: Thomas Cat. these words are from antique dialect and only those with a perfect mix of: power, mental strength and resolve will be able to utter these words and be able to open a portal to the Empyreans'. Many sources are trying to conceal the divine definition of these words, but none has truly deciphered these paramount words; and it may be certain that no one ever will. The closest definition we have to these potent, efficacious and robust words are: "They who accepts fate, their destiny and hold no bounds or attempt to skip for whats destined for them despite their Power, Mental capability and Resolve, will stalemate the miasma known as 'The Paradox', this stalemate will rip a hole in all of existence and is the definition of Perfection within the vast Universe. This tear will send 'The One' to the Empyrean Plain as an award for not succumbing to total failure which is of all life and no other molecule of life will either." But this is only an interpretation of these virtuous words as no one within this Plain will ever reach the truth, ever.

Person 1: wagwan g
Person 2: Ching Cheng Hanji
Person 1: THE PROPHECY!

by ssmokingisbad September 24, 2020