A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback
by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008
Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil
by HanDogg24 June 05, 2012
Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."
Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."
Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."
by teratoma April 21, 2010
When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
by kakmasta April 06, 2009
Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
by mindlessmeatrobot October 15, 2019
When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.
by aztecwarrior January 26, 2011
Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"
by Orochi January 23, 2007