cheesel dick

1. Someone with an abnormaly small penis.

2. When someone has way too much cheese on the taco or penis.

3. when someone puts cheesel's on there penis...

HA that guy has a cheesel dick!!

you have a slite case of the cheesel dick i see....

by moe February 27, 2005

cheeselord

1. One, who has an extremely small penis, so small that he has to seizor girls.
2. A man who loves cheese
3. A fat nerd who plays lots of runescape
4. Similar to a wade
5. Superturtle is is idol
6. wish he could be Adriann and will

Adrian im so happy im not a cheeselord,
Wade wishes he could be a cheeselord but her to low to be a jeremy

by wadesucksballs April 10, 2008

CHEESELAND

cHEESE LAND pHILOSIPHY; cHEESE LANDF PEOPLE +jOEH, mOUSE AND cHRIS+ hAVE BEEN WANDERING FOR ...DAYS HOW CHEESE LAND WAS cREATED? tHEY GOT AN ANSWER ONE DAY..FROM THE IMAGINATIOPN OF ONE WEIRD KID, HAHA, IT IS A PLACE THAT WAS CREATED BY HUNGRY HUMANS, CHEESE LAND LASTS ALL OF 5 MINS, 1 IF IT'S A FAT HUMAN, BUT TO CHEESE LAND PEOPLE IT FEELS LIKE CENTURIES, HUMANS DESTROY CHEESE LAND ALL THE TIME, THEY ARE IN-LKEAGUE WITH THE TURKEYS o_o

"We have super chicken powers to make us run real slow and poison people who eat out land! Or if you're in with the turkeys!! <_<"

by We heart hitlers pants! January 16, 2005

Cheeselessness

a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.

a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness

by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011

Cheedle

A penis that has the width of a chode and the length of a needle-dick. Can often be found on men of African, French, or Bengali descent. It is used to excrete nitrates, via urine, synthesized in the body. Also, it acts as a implement for dispensing sperm in a female's vagina.

Damn yo, did you see that bitch Lauren? Her cheedle is HUGE!

by Banishko June 8, 2010

Cheedle

A chode needle. Otherwise known as a penis wider than it is long, which grows into a needle shape.

What the bone, I think I'm getting a cheedle from staring at her nice T and A.

by N Sieg December 28, 2007

Cheedle

Cheedle is the substance found at the bottom of a packet of Cheeze flavour Wotsits. It is orange in colour, and gives off a strong cheeze stench.

It is also given off, by Seb aka "Cheeze" of Ropley, Hampshire, when he touches stuff.

"ah seb, you've got Cheedle all over me"

"fuck off cheeze! Now there's Cheedle everywhere."

by 9828632 December 24, 2008