Charzard

Sticking a tail but plug in a girls ass lighting it on fire then fucking her

Yo bro last night I met up with this girl and I gave her a charzard

by THERIGHTNUTOFGOD April 29, 2022

Chawlamander

A person who is D-bag and a hipster at the same time.

Hey look at that freaking chawlamander. That Mets fan is such a chawlamander.

by Not a hipster guy June 20, 2009

chawesome

Pretty choice, kinda awesome.

That guy's mullet is chawesome.

by mister drummond December 10, 2004

beat and chaw

Verb: to masturbate (preferably to pornography) with a huge wad of smokeless tobacco in your mouth...the spitter must be within reach to grab with your left hand to spit while youre still wanking...makes the masturbation sesh more relaxing and pleasurable

dude after school im goin to the 7-11 to get a tin of copenhagen, then im going home and having a beat and chaw before my parents get home...last time i did it my dick was throbbing and i shot my load 6 feet! too bad i spilled my spitter afterwards

by dipfuck bigballs October 27, 2008

Rippin' Chaw

The act of having a big rip of chewing tobacco in your lip.
'Chaw' is used as a general term for chewing tobacco.
'Chaws' is used when you refer to individual rips of tobacco.

Man, I love rippin' chaw.
We're all rippin' chaw.
Wanna go rip some chaw?

I had two chaws today.
Ryan ripped 5 chaws today.

by PIT VIPER November 4, 2007

Chawittabu

A term used to describe when someone has a wank it the tiolets at birmingham university.

I heard Chawittabu

by FairyPixel April 11, 2010

Chawal

A common term used in Pakistan, specially Punjab area to denote extremely lame jokes.

1.

Person A: *picks up object* "What is this?"
Person B: *picks up identical object* "It's this!"

Person A: ...
Person B: *cracks up but slows to a stop at lack of response*

Person A: ....Chawal

by Sleepingprankster November 21, 2010