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A common term used in Pakistan, specially Punjab area to denote extremely lame jokes.
1.

Person A: *picks up object* "What is this?"
Person B: *picks up identical object* "It's this!"

Person A: ...
Person B: *cracks up but slows to a stop at lack of response*

Person A: ....Chawal
Chawal by Sleepingprankster November 21, 2010
Words you can keep
chawal means rice
a kind of crop white coloured
we are eating chawal with beans, i dot like rice
chawal by mubashar June 23, 2006
Related Words
In sports it is a great compliment to be deemed a chawa. Chawas are huge hitters. Biggest hitters in hockey and football. Women love the chawas. Chawas are definitely pussy slayers. To be a chawa is a great !

Chawas come in all colours!
1- ooooh big chawa hit.

2- whats up big chawa?

3- hey awesome hit chawa !

4- Big chawa how many pussy you slay this weekend?
chawa by its jerry April 30, 2014

I put that on chawls! 

In order to gain trust of strangers and comrades alike . One invokes the name of the beloved leader of the X men. So it is understood that theyre actions will come to fruition and that there words hold absolute truth.

"Akin to swearing on the constitution"
He told me he wasnt giving me that $20 till next week and I swung on em.
and I put that on CHAWLS!!!

chaiwalla 

Chai is tea. Wallah, or Walla, is a person who performs a specific task. So chaiwalla is a person who serves tea basically. It's regarded as an insult in the movie Slumdog Millionaire because a person who serves tea is considered to be a low class job.
Hey chaiwalla! Bring me some tea!
chaiwalla by Robin105 June 23, 2014
In sports it is a great compliment to be deemed a chawa. Chawas are huge hitters. Biggest hitters in hockey and football. Women love the chawas. Chawas are definitely pussy slayers. To be a chawa is a great !

Chawas come in all colours!
1- ooooh big chawa hit.

2- whats up big chawa?

3- hey awesome hit chawa !

4- Big chawa how many pussy you slay this weekend?
chawa by its jerry April 30, 2014

Chaiwallah 

'chai' means tea & 'wallah' means a person who does a specific task, so basically chaiwallah means a person who makes tea - an occupation which is generally held by those with a lower status in society.

some people consider this term derogatory.
"now i know why my cellphone bills are so high, they tip the chaiwallah in $100 bills." prem - slumdog millionaire
Chaiwallah by bigbrowneyes January 17, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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